Party Hard 1.4.035r на Русском

Dear Log!

Long time no see. The game has been updated:

1.
Fixed the issue when the game had been counting unlocked achievements as new trophy unlocks. Lol, Really? achievement now should function properly.

2.
Danish language has been added.

Darius here. I will be brief tonight cause my head's splitting—haven't been sleeping recently at all.

1.

I. Hate. Loud. Music. But when I'm doing my thing at damn parties, it helps to go unnoticed. Plus old tunes bring back memories, and new ones keep things fresh. So fixing the switch between old and new music was essential. And that's exactly what was done.
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2.

Making a call at parties saved my weary ass many times. Good job fixing those phones.
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3.

Furniture is material now. What else to add?
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4.

The level above made my fellow party stoppers go mad. It had been subscribing people to itself somehow:

The spell has been lifted. You are free again, brothers.
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All for today, Dear Log. Gotta take some ASA 'cause my head is gonna crack. Yet something tells me I'm gonna take a knife instead again.

It's Darius again. They stopped him. Finally. Should I say "fixed" instead? Nonetheless, he won't take a life anymore. Just listen to me and you will understand.

1. That police officer in the Porn Studio... (I'm talking about High Crimes DLC level) So, you take out everyone—every single shnockered punk—, the victory over everlasting party insanity is within your reach; you are just about to leave... and but a second away that cop takes you down brutally. While he absolutely shouldn't! It wasn't even fair, to be completely frank. Well, the developers found out about this so called "software bug", took measures and fixed this issue for good. Now this brute of a law employee only takes you out, and then you proceed to the next stage. Finally, some justice is done. But when you think about all of those innocent people he had killed... Makes me sick. Don't look at me that way.
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2. "Justice will be served (even if it's cold)" is the motto of this night's Changelog. Timer on the Boat level is now in working order and shows you the right time you've actually spent beating it. Respective achievements now unlock properly too. I'm satasfied, my Dear Log.

Dear Log!

Crucial changes are being made to Party Hard. It's been bugging me so much, I just can't take it out of my head. Got to tell someone. Or better write it down in my log. You, that is.


1. An old main menu background (that really tied the game together) is gone. Devs say they replaced it because it had caused the game to go all blackscreen sometimes. I believe them.
So, now we've got a new main menu background. It's still good old look out of the window but now it's like this:
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Devs say they have moved from one place where people hang out under the rain to another place where cars drive by all the time at low framerate. As far as this statement goes, I doubt they're telling the truth. I smell some kind of... something.
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2. Local co-op is now unavailable for those who haven't beat the tutorial. Sounds too cruel to me. It's like not allowing people who listen to Nickelback to reproduce. Wait...
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3. Fonts in main menu have been improved. Now their shadows display the way they should and don't switch layers, but... There had been something about the old buggy fonts that I just can't forget. Call me retrograde as much as you want.
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4. Sometimes in order to quit the game you had to hover and click the "QUIT" button twice. Devs have fixed this to "save your precious time". I think they shouldn't have. Because it had taught you how not to be a puny quitter. But hey, who listens to me anyway...
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Well, that's it for today, Dear Log. It's late and I need to get some sleep, but I can't. That godd/\mn noise just won't let me sleep a freaking wink. Gotta do something about it.

What's cracking, party tribe!

We know, we missed you too. And while you've been partying hard, we've been working. HARD! You're lucky we love you too much. Because not only we're not mad at cha for your laziness, but we are even upgrading the in-game Level Editor for you! Here's your detailed Upgrade Guide.


NEW BACKGROUNDS
(Where this new stuff is: CONSTRUCTION / BACKGROUNDS)
Dark Castle, Porn Studio, Skyscraper, Police Department. What do these levels have in common? Correct, Albert: they scroll. But as advanced as those maps may be... they are not true scrolling levels until you can edit them. And now you can—via the Workshop.
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Dark Castle:

Deep in the Carpathians stands an old mysterious castle... When the sun dies over it, evil claims its reign inside. Vile creatures crawl out from under ancient tombstones to begin their blasphemous banquet. And you are the one who holds this banquet!
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Porn Studio:

Someone's trying to get some sleep? Them fools can forget it! Because you are filming some adult junk and raving out loud at the same time right around the bend. Studio is a perfect playground for you to have fun with your toys...
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Skyscraper:

Throw a crazy party in a Die Hard setting and then slaughter every human / animal / alien you've put in there. If you are scared of heights, let your friends tackle the issue.
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Police Department:

Creating a prison to be locked in? Even Houdini couldn't have dremt of such a luxury. Turning a police station into a bullfighting arena in not a pipe dream anymore.


SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS

(Where this new stuff is: Surv. cameras: FURNITURE / EQUIPMENT; Surv. guards: PEOPLE / SPECIAL)
Say you think Party Hard isn't hard enough. Suit yourself and make it harder by placing survaillance cams all over the place. But please, don't cry when security manhandles you.


DOORS, LOCKED WITH KEYS

(Where this new stuff is: Doors: CONSTRUCTION / STRUCTURE; Keys: TRAPS / ITEMS)
Same here. Bring some logic to the table, make some doors actually locked (authentic experience) and swallow place the keys near an angry dog.


NEW WALLS, NEW TILE AND OTHER NEW STUFF

(Where this new stuff is: Walls: CONSTRUCTION / WALLS, Tile: CONSTRUCTION / FLOOR)
Go old-school with chain-link fencing, honor Pink Floyd with a classic white brick wall, and create penitentiary vibe using a barbed wire barrier.


BUG FIXES

Once upon a time there was a wicked bug. It caused the game to crash when the brave party killer plugged in his faithful controller. It has been fixed. End of the fairy tale.

We've also fixed a bunch of other minor issues too so game's gotten even better.